From the recording Bryan's Super Happy Fun Time!
Lyrics
There's nothing right about my life, like a cutter with no knife
There's nothing right with what you crave, from the cradle to the grave.
What do you want out of life? What were you expecting? Everybody's got problems.
There's nothing right about my wife, like a loser with no life
There's nothing right with my divorce, like a killer with no corpse.