1. Bad Things

From the recording Bryan's Super Happy Fun Time!

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Breaking and entering, damage to private property, public intoxication, DUI, alcohol poisoning, reckless endangerment, possession of marijuana, carrying a concealed weapon, overdose on pharmaceutical drugs, got beaten up by Syrian refugee ISIS sympathizers, alcohol poisoning again, DUI again, threatening the life and family of a public employee, heroin overdose. Oh God, most of this stuff happened more recently than I'd like to admit. I called my Dad from jail in Wyoming and he said: "Boy you REALLY fucked up this time." Fuck. Fuck.

Bad things. I've done lots of bad things. I've done lots of bad, bad, bad things.